Catholic Hero

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:10 pm

Today, April 2nd, 2005, a little while ago, John Paul II passed away.
This is a sad day for catholics in general, since the Church would be in a worse situation today if it wasn't for him.
Rest in peace Pope. Ye deserve it.

In other news, my recent moving process has estabilished (that's why I was gone for a while).

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:12 pm

Daredevil is better!

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:21 pm

Cara is back! Hooray!

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:02 pm

Proclaimed dead at 9.37pm GMT. RIP JP.

Post by **Popcorn** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:04 pm

It's a little-known fact that the Pope was actually Hitler.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:06 pm

I should totally be the next pope.

[xZibit] · Post by **[xZibit]** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:07 pm

No objections to that.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:10 pm

I think the Catholic church will take this opportunity to present a new and edgy pope fit for the 21st century.

The Smokin' Dope Pope. He raps, he prays, he deals pot and he's packin' heat, yo.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:10 pm

Would you have every computer console installed in the Pope Mobile?

Oh and Grant, have you watched Dogma recently?

SuperKnux · Post by **SuperKnux** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:54 pm

..am I the only one who doesn't really care about this?

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:02 pm

It's kinda sad, but really, really inevitable. I mean, the guy was so fucked he might as well have been dead.

Maximum love out to you, Pope dude.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:10 pm

How do they pick the next pope? I'm curious.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:12 pm

I think they draw names out of that crazy Pope hat.

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:19 pm

The next pope should be Afgani president Hamud Karzai. He has a cape.

Plus saying "Hamud Karzai" is really fun. Try it.

Post by **Esrever** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:26 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:How do they pick the next pope? I'm curious.

The cardinals vote for a new one.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:28 pm

Also, I'm sad because I predicted a week and was off by about 5 days.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:30 pm

I think they draw lots. 2nd place gets a slightly smaller Pope Hat.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:40 pm

The top cardinals elect a Pope, and then they burn something in a fireplace somewhere and white smoke comes out of a chimney, signaling "Hey, new Pope".

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:53 pm

Smart you are, Locit.
zomgNOTsarcasm!

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:01 pm

So... so have they said anything about me, yet? I put in my application, like, two weeks ago.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:05 pm

I'm curious, what will you do when you become the pope, anyway?

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:08 pm

Spazz wrote:I'm curious, what will you do when you become the pope, anyway?

I'm probably waaaay off on this one, but probably something with nekkid boobies.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:10 pm

Spazz wrote:I'm curious, what will you do when you become the pope, anyway?

Wearing that hat is a full-time job. That fucker is heavy.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:41 pm

He's hating gays in a better place now.

muke · Post by **muke** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:48 pm

My mom had an appartment on Commonwealth Ave. (right next to the Commons) when he first came to Boston (the first time any pope came to America, actually) and he walked right by her. She said the experience was pretty amazing.